The other night, As I was standing outside Jupiter Lanes, snapping the photos that you'll see elsewhere on this page, a van came cruising by along Jupiter Road, as friendly as can be. I paused in my picture-taking as a young voice shouted out of the open van window, all very North Dallas neighborly like, the following refrain:
"Hey buddy! Fuck your mother!"
Ah, the sweet bird of youth.
I take this as a sign that I am DESTINED to own Jupiter Lanes one day.
True story.
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how do you feel about members of the consortium living IN the bowling alley? I think I could sell my house and get enough profit to buy a stake in this new, exciting enterprise!
Sadly, I do not live in Dallas, so am at somewhat an inconvenience to experience the random cursing that apparently takes place in and around the legendary Jupiter Lanes. O, would that I could get me a fair share of that cursin'.
As far as the consortium goes, what type of stakes are we talking here? Could I invest said funds anonymously (swiss bank account)?
Z-Fajita
Sell sell sell! There's no better time than now to sell your house and buy a bowling alley, I always say.
P.S. Invest anonymously. I won't tell. HEY EVERYONE!! ADAM IS INVESTING IN JUPITER LANES, SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
Ask yourself this: Would NPH invest in Jupiter Lanes? Hellfire yes he would! You owe it to yourself to invest in Jupiter Lanes too. (Note to self: Remember to contact Neil Patrick Harris about investing in Jupiter Lanes)
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