My associates (you may know him as my pet monkey Mr. Sh!tters) and I have managed to piece together an important clue as to the identity and whereabouts of one Cotton, the impressario of the lanes, the MC of the alleys, the prime minister sinister, the guy who used to run the front desk at Jupiter Lanes.
At press time, this is unconfirmed, but we have it from reliable sources (and not the ususal reliable source, the guy down at White Rock Lake who sells ice cream out of his truck and will resolve pretty much damn near any legal dispute for five hundred dollars (American) and a baggy of pot. No. This is a totally altogether different and anonymous reliable source. Named Sunni Thompson) that Cotton's last name is ... get this ...
Schwab
Cotton Schwab - we know you are out there. And we will find you.
Oh yes.
We WILL find you.
Rest assured of this, my fellow Jupiter Lanes afficianados: The search for Cotton Schwab continues.
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