Missing: Cotton
You: The best Monday night front desk bowling alley manager type person that Jupiter Lanes has ever had. EVER. Missing since sometime this past summer.
(P.S. By "you," I mean "Cotton")
Me: I want to purchase Jupiter Lanes and install you to your former position of glory as the impressario of the lanes, the MC of the alleys, the prime minister sinister, the guy who runs the front desk at the bowling alley.
(P.S.S. By "me" I mean "me")
Are you out there? Are you interested?
If so, contact me: h.jebens at gmail.com
You'll be glad you did.
Thank ye.
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