What you can do at Jupiter Lanes, though, is buy both socks and video games from a vending machine. Which is kind of like living in George Jetson's future.
Without the cheap, knock-off cologne.
Jupiter Lanes, 11336 Jupiter Road, Dallas, Texas. A historic bowling alley in the heart of ahistorical Dallas. Help bring this renowned landmark back to life again. Also, Cotton, we miss you.
What you can do at Jupiter Lanes, though, is buy both socks and video games from a vending machine. Which is kind of like living in George Jetson's future.
Without the cheap, knock-off cologne.
- Leprechauns and other assorted Little People bowl free on Tuesday and St. Patrick's Day
- Wednesday Night Amateur Ventriloquist Show-Down in the White Russian Lounge
- America's Cocktail - always available at Happy Hour Prices
- An Honest-to-God Happy Hour. Every Hour on the Hour.
- Busch Lite Even-More-Special Happy Hour. 7:30 to 10:30 daily
- Design Your Own Bowling Shirt - visit our pro shop for more details
- My Uncle as the in-the-house house pro
- Birthday Parties - complete with bowling AND pinatas
- the Second Saturday of the Month - the Guerilla Desperados, our in-house Warren Zevon cover band performs for your listening pleasure
- Every 100th bowler gets a free White Russian!
- Strolling minstrels will compose a song about your bowling team - ON THE SPOT and UNREHEARSED
- the return of Cotton, where he belongs - rocking the house and ruling the roost at Jupiter Lanes, or, as it may possibly be renamed "Big Lebowski in Little China (on Jupiter Lane)"
These are just a few ideas. I'm spit-balling here.
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