I Came. I Saw. I Bowled. But I didn't see Cotton.

I am happy to report that I have now gone bowling at the newly refurbished Jupiter Lanes, for one game.

And it was good.

Jupiter Lanes, I mean.

My bowling game? Not so much.

No word on whether or not you can still get Polo-like or Aramis-ish cologne in the restroom. And no, Virginia, Cotton was not present.

Quick question for the old Jupiter Lane habitues - Did the place always have a mural on the northeast (I think) wall of the guy with the mullet, the drunk woman smoking a cigarette, the elderly gay couple, etc.? I cannot recall if that was there before the refurbishment or not.

Whatever the case, new or old, that mural is still Awesome.

And when I say "awesome," what I mean is "Chainsmoke Kansas Flashdance Asspants!"