"Now Hiring"
How do you spell "Career Change?" I don't know about you, but I spell it "F***ing sweet!"
Of course, I think they left off one word on their sign. It should, of course, read
"Now Hiring COTTON"
Take THAT, Tommy Dugan!
Jupiter Lanes, 11336 Jupiter Road, Dallas, Texas. A historic bowling alley in the heart of ahistorical Dallas. Help bring this renowned landmark back to life again. Also, Cotton, we miss you.
- Leprechauns and other assorted Little People bowl free on Tuesday and St. Patrick's Day
- Wednesday Night Amateur Ventriloquist Show-Down in the White Russian Lounge
- America's Cocktail - always available at Happy Hour Prices
- An Honest-to-God Happy Hour. Every Hour on the Hour.
- Busch Lite Even-More-Special Happy Hour. 7:30 to 10:30 daily
- Design Your Own Bowling Shirt - visit our pro shop for more details
- My Uncle as the in-the-house house pro
- Birthday Parties - complete with bowling AND pinatas
- the Second Saturday of the Month - the Guerilla Desperados, our in-house Warren Zevon cover band performs for your listening pleasure
- Every 100th bowler gets a free White Russian!
- Strolling minstrels will compose a song about your bowling team - ON THE SPOT and UNREHEARSED
- the return of Cotton, where he belongs - rocking the house and ruling the roost at Jupiter Lanes, or, as it may possibly be renamed "Big Lebowski in Little China (on Jupiter Lane)"
These are just a few ideas. I'm spit-balling here.
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